A Cat's Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmasand all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on himand tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily lickingthe blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa" thought Kitty(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs downthe chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa, so jolly and fat
With a load of presents and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!" Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball and shed some more fur.
3 comments:
Where did you get the cat christmas poem? It is too cute. And how did you get those two wild kitties to pose for such a cute picture? I am impressed!
Take it easy this week and don't work too hard. You will be home before you know it.
Love Mom
lol that. was. gross. and enlightening. who knew cats were so deep? :oP
Cat guts? Mewwey Christmas!
Cathy
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