Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End.
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Here’s another one for you: once upon a time a woman (girl no more!) threw herself into preparing for a great career. She became smart and self-sufficient, one day she realizing with a sense of real wonder that she loved *herself* more than she ever had in her life. Some of her friends, who had gotten married while still in college, were, sadly, going through divorces when this lucky woman met a handsome, stylish, kind, patient, successful, thoroughly GOOD guy, who deserved her love and appreciated the wonderfulness that was her. And THEY lived happily ever after!
oooh, and this good guy had great hair and was anything BUT arogant --anonymous II
I think I like that one even better!!!
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